Some people on my f-list may appreciate this.
Lembas Bread Recipe
Elvish Bread. One small bite is enough to fill a grown man!
Minutes to Prepare: 15Minutes to Cook: 15Number of Servings: 10Ingredients
• 2 1/2 cups of flour
• 1 tablespoon of baking powder
• 1/4 teaspoon of salt
• 8 tablespoons of cold butter (1 stick)
• 1/3 cup of brown sugar
• 1 teaspoon of cinnamon
• 1/2 teaspoon maple syrup/honey
• 2/3 cup of milk/heavy cream (or more, if necessary)
• 1/2 teaspoon of vanillaDirections
1) Preheat oven to 220 degrees Celcius (425 degrees Fahrenheit).
2) Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl.
3) Add the butter and mix with a fork or a pastry cutter until the mixture resembles fine granules.
4) Add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly into the mixture.
5) Add the milk/cream and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.
6) Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness.
7) Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.
8) Criss-cross (DO NOT cut all the way) each square from corner-to-corner with a knife.
9) Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.
(the recipe makes about 10-12 pieces of lembas)
nutrition information is using honey, milk, and 10 pieces of lembas
Number of Servings: 10
my kind of catboy
Sailor Failures: Sailor Tumblr Game! →
What if… Tumblr accounts were Star Seeds? So all of our Tumblr accounts were actually Sailor Soldier identities??
Use this game/meme to find out what your ~true Tumblr Soldier form~ is!The number of characters in your username determines what kind of powers you use:
1-5: Fire
6-10: Water
…
“I gayly gayly lax, lax ill!”
Element: Water
Color scheme: Green and white
Animal Companion: mauian cat
Attack name: “Laxy, gay lily!” It involves waterlilies that ensnare lazy people. But they are fun and brightly colored waterlilies.
Cissexist bigot calls for a boycott of Girl Scout cookies, since the Girl Scouts include *all* girls, whether cisgender or not. I say, we have a Girl Scout buy-out instead, where we buy ALL the cookies to show our support for Girl Scouts of the USA's inclusiveness. →
I did not know the Girl Scouts were so inclusive. That’s not the case with the Boy Scouts, right? I mean, would they allow a transboy to join? I seem to recall they have issues with letting gay men be Scout leaders…
Anyway, who wants Girl Scout cookies? I’ll buy.
I don’t know about the Boy Scouts. The Girl Scouts made the news when Christian groups found out that transgender girls were in some troops, and had a tantrum over it, and then Girl Scouts of the USA stood up and said that it welcomes all girls, and if someone identifies as a girl and wants to be a Girl Scout, that’s good enough for them. That, of course, made the right-wingers have conniptions and choke on their drinks at the very thought of children being included in a group that fits them, hence this video.
BUY ALL THE COOKIES!
I don’t usually buy Girl Scout Cookies but you know what, this year, there will be Girl Scout cookies in this house!
Will somebody please buy me some motherfucking Girl Scout cookies. Canadian Girl Guide cookies are not the same. I need some Samoas so bad.
If I could hunt one down I would totally be your cookie shopping service.
i don’t care if everyone on my f-list has seen this.
Sailor Derby
Thinking more about Jupiter and Derby, I got to thinking who else would be good on a team. I don’t see Mina, Usagi, Ami or Rei being very much interested in it, but man, Haruka would be a kick-ass derby girl. She’d be a rad jammer, an awesome pivot and probably that blocker that you definitely do not want to cross. I can also see Michiru being an awesome surprise jammer, because that chick is tough as nails.
Guys. Guys.
Makoto and figure skating, right?
But what if
roller derby?
But….but what would her name be? I WILL consult my mako-lovin’ derby friend.
Yes please consult an expert and bring us your findings. This is a thing that needs to happen.
The Zigzag Smash?
Flower Hurl-A-Cane? Amazon AssassinateHer? … I had a little fun there. :P
Shock Therapy
Derby Friend and I are both quite smitten with both Flower Hurl-icane and Shock Therapy! She also suggested Electra Boogaloo.
Guys. Guys.
Makoto and figure skating, right?
But what if
roller derby?
But….but what would her name be? I WILL consult my mako-lovin’ derby friend.
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